Jennifer Lopez used to flash her crotch a lot

Jennifer Lopez is trying to stop the release of 21 hours worth of footage which shows her flashing her vagina along with other “deviant behavior.” The tapes were shot during her short marriage to Ojai Noa, a Cuban immigrant, chef and model (uh huh, sure). 

Before becoming an uptight diva, Jennifer used to be fun. She was Paris Hilton before Paris Hilton. She should let these guys release the footage. That way she can show she wasn’t always a humorless shrew. It might even get people to stop making fun of her! (No, not really. It’s just my trick to see her vaj from when she was hot. But don’t tell her. Heh heh heh.)

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